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Cheese Tax

by Puppy Songs

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It's always cheese tax season in our house

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The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

You gotta pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking

The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You gotta pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy

I'm not just asking
Cuz I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you gotta pay the tax

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable, and Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda would really blow my mind
There's no escaping, so don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tarriff! The collection of fromage!

The cheese tax! The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

credits

released March 5, 2023
Written and produced by Matt Hobbs
Mastering by Matthew Heath
Cover Art by Justin Jackson

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Puppy Songs Atlanta, Georgia

Puppy Songs (Matt Hobbs and his pups Leni and Marley) making songs about dogs. Home of the original "Cheese Tax" and "Stuck on My Teefs!"

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